Gary'sGlimpses

I first met Roy at the Horseshoe in the summer of 75 The horseshoe was across the street I was a regular and a good friend of Morty Starr the manager. Morty pointed to Roy setting up on stage. Morty told me that Roy owed him 3000 dollars so he had hired him for the whole month of August so he could get his money back. He told the waiter and the bartender not to let Roy have anything to drink until the last half of the show that night. Morty went off to the office. I was sitting in a booth opposite the bar with Morgan Vice who was leader of the usual house band. suddenly I felt something grab my ankle. it was Roy he had crawled under all the empty booths going back to the stage so that Morty or the Bartender couldn't see him. Get me a beer bye he croaked. I ordered him a beer and we became fast friends. He was at my bar pretty well every night for the month. At the end of the month Morty told me Roy owed him 6,000 dollars. One night Roy found a water pistol somewhere and squirted me...

Hunter S. Thompson was a guest on the Peter Czowski show the same night as Tom Waits. Somebody from the show gave a special party for Hunter and I was invited as a special guest for some reason too. I got to sit beside Hunter on Large chesterfield in front of a long coffee table. Tom Waits was on the other side. I had a camera bag full of cold mini Henkel Trokens and we sipped those Hunter also had a large glass of Wild Turkey. We smoked some dope and watched as every newcomer to the party came up to Hunter to say hello and give him something. I couldn't believe the variety. Acid ,speed, tranks, quaaluds ups downs whatever. he just said thanks and popped them in to his mouth whatever it was. I swear he took everyone. later I remember talking to Tom Waites, he was just as amazed as I was. Hunter was staying at the Windsor Arms and kept checking there for messages to Dr Thompson. As the party wound down and pretty well emptied out. he looked at me and said. What will we do now? I sai...

Markle was a facinating guy. It was fun to be friends with Bob. there was always good conversation. He was always interesting.He wasn't exactly a snob but he did not suffer fools.He of course received notoriety for his erotic paintings.and he played in the Artists jazz Band. he once wrote an article on his favourite dish the Hot Hamburger Sandwich with French Fries and peas. This led to a discussion with me about seafood. He had never eaten seafood? Never eaten a Lobster? About 5 years later I get a phone call at a bar Gary, Gary. I just ate a lobster and you were right it's wonderful. How I met Markle 1965 Markle looked like   kind of a slob (he only wore blue jeans and navy sweatshirt and often rubber boots. But he   was brilliant, wonderful, witty   and   sort of a snob. Markle sort of held court at the Pilot. At 5 he would appear and sit in these funny little corners at the Pilot Tavern either side. The pilot had benches along each wall with tables for four and 2...

Trish Cullen brought Eric Idle to my bar. After quaffing a few beers he made a trip to the washroom and commented on the Graffiti. My washroom walls actually had some pretty choice sayings and was worth a read. As he was leaving I gave him a marker and asked if he would care to write something before he left. After he left we rushed in to see what words a pythoner would leave us. 'nefas alica sceptrum" stood out on the wall - "Mispelling Rules"

Premier Hatfield showed up for a party at my bar one night. It was for a record release party or some such thing for Rough Trade. Jack Backstrom was managing them and had made a deal with me to have the party there. It didn't mean I closed or anything. for the most part my patrons were the type of people you wanted at a musicians party. It was basically a gay party but sexual orientation didn't matter to me. I chatted with Richard for awhile he was a charming man and seemed to be enjoying himself. The story takes a twist several years later when I ran into the Ontario ex-minister of Justice at the Press club. We were having a few and he proceeded to tell his side of the story. How he had to work all night with his staff keeping all the various police forces and departments away from my bar so Richard wouldn't accidentally get busted.We compared notes and had a few laughs over this night.

Roy Buchannan sort of hit me the wrong way. It seems everytime I met him he was very very stoned. the first night I met him he came across from the Horseshoe. where he got top dollar. $10,000.00 for the night. as it happened I had a stage set up with drums and sound system. In a moment of madness I thought I would let musicians play for free drinks. this is a bad idea musicians being musicians and my main source of income. So I had put a stop to it. Roy come in for the first time looks around flushed with success and being very friendly and generous says. "Hey man me and the boys will play for free beer! " I never met a musician that wouldn't I say walking off in the general direction of away.

The New York Dolls were playing the Victory theatre for 2 weeks. They came to my bar every night. they came with a first a phone call to meet there limo at the door. I don't know how they heard of my place. They breezed in like they owned the place. they pushed their way to the front of the line at the bar. Big shots from New York. then they met my marvelous bartender Laura. Laura was also from New York. In minutes she had their attention and respect and they meekly got in line like everyone else. On their last night they were really celebrating they were a big success. I meet the limo at the door to whisk them in still glittering. In the crowd is a wino. I stop him and the band says he is with them. No way I say. Apparently the limo just about ran over him. They beg plead to buy him a couple of drinks, they are exuberant and flushed with success and celebrating. So just once I relent. Big Mistake. Soon wino is bouncing off the walls shadowboxing at everybody and yelping too. Th...

Lance rented a room up stairs as well. he caused one of the biggest problems at my club. Rita Lance met this girl Rita at some gig someplace. In a moment of lust or maddness he gave out our (MY) phone number. she phones Lance he tells me to say he is not here never. I say Lance moved she says who is this? Gary I say.  I had never met or laid eyes on this person, She phoned me at least once a day everyday for four years. I tried everything, I begged, I threatened, I got the police to call her. I put the phone in front of loud speakers. I fed painful feedback into phone. I had Maclean and MacLean swear at her for hours. I couldn't change my phone number because too many out of town people had it. Then I didn't hear from her for a week or so. then one morning about nine o clock (I got to bed at 7) Phone rings Gary I'm in the hospital. HUh what happened. My boyfriend beat me up. And now he is coming to get you! what? who is this? I realize and SCREAM RITA No! slam down phone. t...

I had known Ian for a bunch years and he was a good friend of Morgan Vice who lived in one of my upstairs rooms. (Only musicians could live above an afterhours club) Ian was going through a rough time when his marriage was breaking up and spent a lot of time in the bar and Morgans place. One night Gary MacLean comes by. The Macleans had started as the folk group the vicious circle and Gary was a big fan of Ian's. SoI told him Ian was there. He was very excited to meet him and when I couldn't find him I led Gary up to Morgans room. The door was open and in the dimly lit room Ian was passed out on the floor. what could I do. "Ian Tyson, meet "Gary MacLean, "Gary Maclean, meet Ian Tyson.' Gary bent down, "jesus he said That is Ian Tyson." (sorry Ian it was a longtime ago) Some weeks later Ian came in with Christine Wookie. He was smoozing and I got into a long talk with Christine. We hit it off pretty well in a friend like fashion and she asked me why ...

Gary Maclean introduced me to Burton. He brought him to my after-hours Bar. .he often sang with MacLean and Maclean.  Burton was amazing with the MacLeans, Gary and Blair had good voices too, and harmonized wonderfully. One night the Knob Hill was so impressed they tipped a whole case of Dom Perigon. We had a party that night. Burton wrote a couple of the Macleans songs including Their theme song'Fuck Ya"(I sang the lobster song with the Macleans when Burton wasn't singing)  Burton spent many nights in my kitchen singing with the Macleans and Murray Mclauchlan and whoever else was around.The funniest moment is Burton comes into my bar one night trying to be cool and quiet. plugs a quarter in the Jukebox just as 'AMERICAN WOMAN" came on full blast. Everybody jeered and pointed as he cried I didn't play it! I didn't play it! Burton and I had a bit of a falling out and I have had backstage passes to his show and he wouldn't see me.But that was long ago an...

One year Murray MacLauclan gave me a very expensive and huge Chromatic Harmonica for Xmas. I hung out with all these musicians and tried desperately to learn the banjo or guitar or even ukulele. I was hopeless in a mostly tone deaf way. Murray thought I might learn this as I didn't have to tune it. Donny Walsh saw it sitting on my bar one night and picked it up and gave it a toot. "Hey I always wanted to try one of these can I borrow it? sure I says. I will bring it back next week he promises. so I dont see him for a month or two. Where is my harmonica? "I broke it he says. that slide thing just fell off in my hands. Hmm so I forget about it until I see him at a concert. Not only is he playing my chromatic Harmonica he has a big leather holster made for it. it took me few years to find this funny.

The rule for my bar was either I knew you personally or you were famous or you didn't get into the bar. There was a knock on my door one night and there stood Gordon. You don't know me he says I am Gordon Tootoosis. I look blank. Johnny Yesno told me about your place. I still look askance. "I am an actor" he says "and a good actor too." "I can play ANY tribe." I had to let him in after that. Gordon and were drinking buddies for a while after that.

Leon came to the bar a few times So a fan says "Hey aren't you Leon Redbone?' "Why 'says Leon arching an eyebrow"Do I owe you any money?"